I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
RAVENCLAWS: *find the key*
SLYTHERINS: *pick the lock*
GRYFFINDORS: *kick it down
This has been a brief description of the Hogwarts houses.
if ur at hogwarts and u r a magical why wouldn’t u just alohomora it tho. like if u can’t even magically unlock the door uve gotta question whether u truly belong at hogwarts in the first place
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes